The Kardashian family celebrated Kim Kardashian’s first major narrative TV series role on American Horror Story: Delicate on The Kardashians.

Kim, 43, plays Siobhan Corbyn in the series, created by Ryan Murphy, which has been known for years for its gruesome and terrifying content.

Some were quite surprised then when Kim brought her 10-year-old daughter North to the watch party at Scott Disick’s house in the new episode of the Hulu show.

American Horror Story carries a TV-MA rating from the TV Parental Guidelines ratings system, which suggests the show is, ‘intended for adults and may be unsuitable for children under 17,’ adding the show may, ‘possibly contains crude indecent language, explicit sexual activity or graphic violence.’

While she may be too young for the show in the eyes of many, North seemed to enjoy it, praising her mother’s work after the premiere aired.

Scott Disick, Malika Haqq and a number of other family friends arrive, as Kris explains in confession that, ‘tonight is the premiere of American Horror Story starring Kim Kardashian, so we’re very excited.’

‘She facetimed me from set in her makeup and I didn’t even know it was her, so you’re in for a thrill,’ Kris tells the camera.

Kris says Scott should make his friends a drink, but he pushes back and says, ‘There’s people here, Kris,’ as a woman walks out saying she can get them drinks.

‘By the way, this isn’t 15 years ago where you’re bossing me around with the f***ing wine, that was 20 years ago, when Reggie (Bush) was around,’ Scott says, referring to Kim’s ex.

Scott jokes Kris would say, ‘Mr. Football, how are ya, Scott, take the trash out.’

Kim arrives with her oldest daughter North, as Khloe says, ‘I didn’t know this was like real scary,’ though Kim admits, ‘Well, these episodes aren’t.’

Khloe admits in confession, ‘So I don’t like anything horror, I don’t like to be scared, just like don’t boo me, don’t like BOO. Like, f**k off. I do not want to be scared. Life is scary enough.’

One of Kim’s friends, Natalie Halcro, asks, ‘So Kim, you have no idea how scary this is?’

Kim says, ‘No, I have no idea, like, if it’s good,’ as Khloe says, ‘Of course it’s good!’ Kim adds, ‘I just am like Oh my God, as long as people don’t say I’m awful.’

Kris says the show is about to start as everyone files into the living room, as Corey says he’s ready to watch Kim get an Emmy.’

Kim has some last minute apprehension stating, ‘Guys, I don’t wanna watch this,’ though she asks if they can turn all the lights off.

Some wine is spilled on one of Kim’s friends’ PJs, as Khloe explains, ‘It’s like pandemonium, Oh my gosh everyone’s freaking out, how are we gonna fix it?’

Kris says at one point, ‘This is why we have a no red wine rule,’ but Kim says, ‘People want to live their lives.’

Kim says in confession, ‘Who has red wine with a cream couch? But then she’d complain if there wasn’t red wine here.’

Kris insists she’ll, ‘have it cleaned tomorrow,’ as Khloe adds, ‘Chaos over a couple of drops of wine, was wild.’

‘Everyone just shut the f**k up and turn the show on,’ Kim says in confession,’ while Kris tells someone over the phone to clean the couch.

They finally settle in to watch the episode as they watch opening moments of the season premiere of American Horror Story: Delicate.

‘It’s interesting to see because I never saw any of this,’ Kim tells the group, as they all cheer when her name comes up in the credits.

‘I’m definitely nervous because I put the time and the energy in to do something different that was outside of my comfort zone,’ Kim says in confession.

‘I don’t know, I feel like it could go really bad and embarrassing for everyone if I suck. I just hope people like it,’ Kim adds, as they show Kim’s first shot.

She turns back to her desk and says, ‘It’s exhausting being better than everyone,’ as Scott jokes, ‘Oh, so you’re playing your mom.’

They show another scene of her walking with Emma Roberts and talking about fashion as Khloe says, ‘Kim you’re so cute.’

‘Yeah, like, no matter what they think I did… but who knows, are they lying also, cause it’s like when your kid’s ugly, of course your family is gonna be like, ‘It’s so cute,’ you know like, what are they gonna say, I suck?’ Kim says in confession.

Khloe says, ‘Kim you’re doing so great,’ with Kim adding in confession, ‘So at least in this moment I’ll believe it, but I wait for the reviews and see if they were telling the truth.’

Khloe reads a tweet that says, ‘This role seems perfect for Kim K, not gonna lie,’ while Kim adds, ‘Oh my God everyone is saying (her character) Siobhan is literally Kris Jenner.’

‘That’s what I said,’ Scott adds, as Kim and the others keep scrolling through tweets after the premiere screening.

‘People were saying really great things, like, ‘Wow, I didn’t wanna like it, but,’ kind of like how I felt when I did SNL. They always wanna hate and it’s such a good feeling when people are responding well to something.’

Kris adds, ‘Ryan Murphy said you are so good in this that he thinks you should do this for the rest of your life full-time.’

Khloe says in confession, ‘This is a huge deal for Kim, because the growth in her confidence, in her taking risks, saying, ‘You know, I can do this,’ like, when there was once a time in her life when she thought she needed somebody else to call the shots, direct her, and she felt almost like she could do nothing on her own, she needed a slew of people to ask. Now she’s just making decisions on her own, and that’s what makes her the happiest.’

They finish the episode and praise her work, as Khloe screams, ‘You’re a f***ing actress!’ and they start talking about Emmys.

Kris hugs Kim and says, ‘I’m so proud of you, like really really good. You should be really proud,’ as Kim hugs Malika.

‘Kim is actually taken on more than I ever thought she would do this year. She has more energy than anyone I’ve ever met in my life, more ambition, more drive, more creativity,’ Kris Jenner says in confession, as Scott pops a bottle of champagne.

‘Every year that goes by, she just seems to have more impressive goals, and she meets every single one of them,’ Kris adds, as Scott sprays champagne everywhere.

Kim raises her champagne glass and says, ‘I can officially apply for a star on the Walk of Fame now,’ as her daughter North says, ‘I couldn’t even believe it was her, she was so good.’

‘I am in my actress era,’ Kim adds, as they all toast champagne as the episode comes to an end.

The episode begins in Paris, catching up with Kris Jenner, who is seen walking into a hotel with her boyfriend Corey Gamble.

‘Tonight is our last night in Paris, and then tomorrow we watch Kendall walk in the L’Oreal show, and then it’s back to Calabasas where we’re going to celebrate Kim in American Horror Story,’ Kris says in confession.

Kris and Corey head to the roof, where they’re seated at an elegant table, as Kris admits, ‘I feel like I’m on an episode of The Bachelorette.’

Kris adds in confession, ‘I love being in Paris with Corey, because Corey and I started dating in Paris, so we always plan a really special night for us when we’re here.’

Kris says at the table, ‘We have the glittering moon, the full moon, we have the Eiffel Tower and we have us, without kids. Congratulations, we made it through another Paris Fashion Week, babe,’ as they toast to one another.

‘I used to say to Corey all the time when I first started dating him, like, ‘why do you want to date someone older than you?’ I didn’t get the age gap, and he taught me that age is just a number. A f***ing big number, but it’s a number.’

Back at the table, Kris tries a, ‘little goody’ laid out for the couple, as Kris continues in confession, ‘Listen, I can’t explain someone’s chemistry, or why people fall in love, but it’s been an amazing almost 10 years and we have a great time.’

Kris adds that she wishes Khloe would have come to Paris because she, ‘makes life really fabulous,’ but when she tries to video call Khloe – complete with the Eiffel Tower in the background – she doesn’t pick up.

‘Who doesn’t pick up the phone from a girl who’s calling from an Eiffel Tower shot?’ Kris asks herself, before saying, ‘Listen you little brat,’ into the call, though Khloe doesn’t pick up.

She then tries Kendall, adding, ‘You give birth to people, you expect a little respect in return,’ though Kendall doesn’t pick up either, as Kris adds, ‘Did I mention children are overrated?’

Back in confession, Kris admits, ‘All I wanted to do was share some of this with my kids since we’re in the same city, a lot of us.’

She tries Kim, but she doesn’t pick up either, as Kris wonders aloud, ‘Is this a joke? Am I being pranked?’

Back in confession, Kris says, ‘Really kids? Not one of you can pick up the f***ing phone? OK, I’ll remember that.’

Corey suggests that Kris try Kourtney, since she is, ‘a romantic person so she would probably like a Paris call,’ adding, ‘She ain’t doing nothing but pregnant.’

Kourtney answers right away, saying the background with the Eiffel Tower was, ‘so pretty,’ as Kris says hi to Kourtney’s husband Travis Barker.

During their conversation, Kendall calls back, but Kris says she’ll, ‘call that one back,’ as Corey adds, ‘I knew to call y’all cause y’all the most romantic people in the world so I knew a Paris phone call to y’all would hit.’

‘Exactly. You knew she was about to hang up on me for Kim and…’ Kourtney jokes, but Kris says, ‘No, Kendall, who’s actually down the street and wouldn’t answer our call.’

Kris adds, ‘We were just calling, you know we’re on baby watch, that’s what we’re dedicating our lives to.’

Kourtney adds, ‘Travis leaves in about 30 minutes to go to Spain,’ with Travis adding he’ll be gone for 16 days.

Corey tells them to, ‘enjoy your last moments together before you go to the airport, we didn’t mean to interrupt the lovers.’

They disconnect with Kourtney and Travis when Khloe calls back, answering the phone wearing some large black sunglasses, as Kris shows the Eiffel Tower is ‘going off’ with a stunning light display.

Khloe admits, ‘Oh, it’s beautiful,’ as Kris tells her she has been, ‘very, very missed’ on this trip, adding, ‘Wait till I tell you the stories.’

‘I just couldn’t make it shake this time,’ Khloe admits, and while Kris says on the call, ‘I get it,’ she adds in confession, ‘I’m actually really disappointed, because I had so many fun things planned for her and I. She’s my partner in crime. Kim is busy with everything else she’s doing, and I was really looking forward to hanging out with Khloe this week.’

Kris asks where she is, and Khloe says she’s outside, adding, ‘We’re doing Halloween decorations,’ as Khloe shows them some of their work.

Khloe says she has to get ready for school pick-up as Kris says, ‘We love you, we wish you were here.’

Kris adds in confession, ‘Right now, she’s really happy focusing on her kids, getting to bed early, working out, taking care of herself, so there’s got to be a reason she’s staying home, so we’re just going to let that ride.’

Kris disconnects the call, telling Corey that they have a ‘couple of things left and then we have the L’Oreal show,’ before asking for a ‘Bachelor kiss’ from Corey, with the Eiffel Tower lit up in the back.

‘Paris is always a good idea,’ Kris insists as they toast, before the episode transitions back to Los Angeles with Khloe, who is seen arriving to Kourtney’s house.

She finds Kourtney with her friends Sarah Howard and Melissa Kolker, adding, ‘I didn’t know what I was invited over for, I thought I was hanging out with you in bed,’ and Kourtney says, ‘We can do it all.’

Kourtney adds in confession, ‘I am finally COVID-free and I finally feel, and now I just feel really good and amazing. Nothing can stop me.’

Khloe reveals, ‘Well I did bring Twister, because I thought it was going to be just you and me in bed together,’ but Kourtney says, ‘Wait, you know I’m not supposed to twist my body.’

Khloe also brought a puzzle, as Kourtney adds, ‘Wait, I love puzzles,’ as Khloe reiterated, ‘I thought we were hanging out in bed, I didn’t know you were mobile, but if you can go downstairs, f**k being in bed.’

Kourtney adds in confession, ‘I’m pretty much on bedrest. The third trimester, I just haven’t been able to travel, but I’ve been having lots of visitors. I miss going to my kids’ activities and things like that, but I know that it’s all for a good reason.

Sarah and Melissa leave, as Kourtney asks Khloe, ‘What did you pack in your hospital bag? Tell me if you have anything to add.’

Kourtney gives Khloe the list, which reads, ‘Cozy blanket, nursing pillow,’ though Khloe mentions, ‘I definitely did not bring a nursing pillow.’

Khloe continues, ‘Outfit for baby to come home in, yes, and then I had to bring my Cord Blood box or whatever,’ as Kourtney adds, ‘Yeah it’s like an icebox to send off the placenta and make into the capsules.’

Khloe adds in confession, ‘I am so incredibly happy for Kourt and Trav, and I think we’re all just excited to meet him and welcome him into this wild, crazy, amazing family.’

Khloe mentions a, ‘Beats pill speaker thingy,’ as Kourtney writes it down and says, ‘Let’s give Travis something to do,’ writing down, ‘playlist and speaker.’

Khloe asks if she can look at the immense scrapbook Kourtney is making, as she explains, ‘So I’m gonna go back to the beginning and like fill stuff in,’ as Khloe says, ‘This is amazing.’

Kourtney admits in confession, ‘I mean, I’m not a scrapbooker, I’ve never done this before, until doing it for this gift for my husband. Taking the time to really create something that’s like telling a story, I think is really special.’

Kourtney asks Khloe why she didn’t go to Paris, and she answers, ‘I just didn’t feel like it was the place for me. I was just getting anxious leaving the kids. Tristan is gone and it’s hard for me to leave them and I don’t have like a parent to stay with them and then I was thinking, the whole family was out of the country, and I was like, ‘What if there’s an earthquake? What if there’s something?’ There’s no parent. I was just freaking myself out.’

Kourtney asks where Tristan was, and Khloe explained he’s back in Cleveland, and Kourtney asks, ‘For what?’

‘To play basketball,’ Khloe answers, which surprises Kourtney, who says, ‘Oh, he plays on that team? The Cleveland team? Whoa, since when?’

Khloe answers, ‘This year,’ and Kourtney continued, ‘I thought he played on the Lakers?’ Khloe answered, ‘He went back to the Cavs.’

Kourtney asked how does she feel now that he’s gone, and Khloe answered, ‘I’m fine. It’s just he’s a big help when he’s here and, you know, I don’t have nannies at night, which I might have to change, or at least have like someone be available sometimes.’

Kourtney asks, ‘So you have no one that lives in right now?’ Khloe says no, adding she’s, ‘so hands-on,’ but Kourtney says, ‘They’re in school half the time.’

‘I know, but I make all of her lunches, I make her breakfast, like I do everything and no one… I don’t let anyone else do it. Tristan has done it, but I’m so particular. Oh my gosh I can’t even think about that,’ Khloe says.

Khloe adds in confession, ‘Listen, I love my routine. I love being with my kids, but being a parent is hard and it’s f***ing every day after 8:30 when True’s asleep, I am like crawling like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio in Wolf of Wall Street like, ‘How do I get there?’ Then you wake up again and do it all over.’

She added, ‘I make the lunches and I started with the cookie-cutter hearts for the watermelon, like once you start the cute s**t that you’re so excited to do… God forbid you don’t, but like at the same time it’s like, all you want is… it’s the weirdest f***ing thing, cause you’re exhausted and you’re like, ‘I’m gonna die’ and then literally when they’re asleep then I’m like, ‘I miss them.’ Like, get it together Khloe! Snap out of it.’

Kourtney asks Khloe if she saw her ‘blood vial’ as Kourtney admits it’s an actual vial of blood, as Khloe asks what was the point to get it the first time?’

‘Just to like have each others,’ Kourtney says, which surprises Khloe, who adds in confession ‘To want to show off your blood vials is also like, all right, if that’s what you’re into, but it’s very Billy Bob Thornton of them. In my every minute of the day, do I want to be like harnessing a tube of blood? Not for me, but that’s what makes the world go round. We’re all different,’ Khloe says in confession.

‘Rock on with your bad self,’ Khloe tells Kourtney, as the episode transitions back to Paris, where Fashion Week is still in full swing.

‘We’re off to see Kendall walk in the L’Oreal show tonight, so this is a big night for Kendall because now she’s part of the L’Oreal team,’ Kris tells the cameras as she and Corey pose for pics.

Kris adds in confession, ‘Kendall being chosen as the face of L’Oreal is such a big deal. There’s nobody better for this campaign and I’m so excited for this huge production.’

Kris and Corey hit the red carpet, while Kendall is approached by actress Andie MacDowell, who has been a spokeswoman for L’Oreal since 1986.

‘I just wanted to tell you welcome and I hope you feel so much love tonight and positive energy and that you have a blast,’ Andie tells her, as Kendall thanks her and they hug.

‘Tonight is the L’Oreal Paris show. I am super excited, I feel really good,’ Kendall says in confession, before meeting actress Eva Longoria, a L’Oreal spokeswoman since 2005.

Longoria tells Kendall, ‘When they said they signed you, I was like… ohhh,’ as Kendall says, ‘Oh my God, stop!’

They exchange hugs and Longoria says, ‘Whatever you need,’ before they part ways, as Kendall explains in confession, ‘I want to work with brand that I resonate with, and I feel like I connect on what their goal or what their motive is, so working with L’Oreal like fits in kind of perfectly, and what they stand for is really powerful.’

Kris goes to see Kendall backstage, as Kendall enthuses, ‘Mom, you’re so timely and un… early! The show’s not for an hour and 15 minutes. It’s at 9.’

Kendall tells Kris she wished that her mom, ‘stayed back and watched The Golden Bachelor with us, it was great, you should watch it.’

‘Well, guess what, we have… well you won’t be home next week but I’ll watch it in memory of you and then we’ll catch up and watch it together,’ Kris explains.

Kendall adds in confession, ‘If I’m home and I’m not doing anything on Monday nights, then I have girlfriends over and we watch The Bachelor. Sue me.’

Kendall explains of the popular ABC series, ‘It was just so genuine and it was so adorable and he was just like… like the girl that got the First Impression Rose, he was like, ‘I’m giving this to you because of your presence when you talked to me.’ Like he was so specific about why he gave it to her and I was just like aww bless your soul.’

Kris said, ‘I’m so happy you have something to look forward to week to week,’ as Kendall says, ‘Mom, please, I have a life.’

Kendall insists in confession, ‘I swear the show sees my dorkiest moments, me like freaking out over Gerry the Bachelor, like these are like my dorkiest… whatever, I am in my grandma era, for sure,’ though a producer insists, ‘It’s not an era,’ as Kendall adds, ‘Oh no, i’s a lifestyle choice.’

The show begins, with the runway literally situated under the Eiffel Tower, as Kris admits in confession, ‘This show tonight is such a big deal. The crowds of people that are surrounding the venues, thousands and thousands of people, and we’re so excited to watch Kendall walk the runway.’

‘It’s amazing. We’re directly under the Eiffel Tower. It’s so beautiful. The crowd is fun because everyone is kind of shouting at you and you’re waving at everyone,’ Kendall says in confession.’

They show Kendall walking, with a cadre of backup dancers in tow, as Kris enthuses in confession, ‘It’s magical. I mean, Kendall comes out on the runway, and she has dancers. Kendall has backup dancers. It was so fun.’

Kendall continues in confession, ‘I definitely believe that women empowerment is so so important. I feel like I’ve been like taught that with my sisters and my whole life. We have this really beautiful understanding of like let’s all support each other and let’s all lift each other up. So um yeah, I’m always here to support a bad b***h.’

Kris is watching Kendall continue to work, insisting, ‘Oh, I’m gonna cry,’ adding in confession, ‘This is the perfect way to end Paris, sitting under the Eiffel Tower and my daughter is being celebrated for who she is. It doesn’t get any more special than that, it really doesn’t.’

Kris admits in the crowd that she’s crying and she’s so proud of Kendall, before the episode transitions back to Los Angeles, as Kim Kardashian meets with American Horror Story creator Ryan Murphy.

‘Paris was so much fun and now, having dinner with Ryan Murphy and my mom. And I had no idea, I saw it on the schedule today. This is exactly what happened when he asked me to do American Horror Story, so I don’t know, it’s coming out soon, maybe it’s just a cute catch-up and I have no idea.’

Kim goes to meet Kim and Ryan, who says he loves her, ‘cute little purse,’ as she asks him to ask her what’s in it.

‘I actually grabbed it with nothing in it, but typically it would be a piece of gum, a powder puff and a lipstick,’ Kim tells Murphy, who laughs.

Kim continues in confession, ‘This week is the premiere of American Horror Story. I’m definitely nervous because I say really kinda salacious lines and crazy things in this. I just want to… I really want to do a good job.’

Kim mentions the last time they had dinner, as Ryan says, ‘Yeah, last time we had dinner I came over and was like, ‘Let’s do some great reality show about style,’ and you’re like, ‘You know, I kinda wanna act.’

Murphy adds, ‘And it was great and it kind of put the seed in my head and then we wrote that part for you, you know. It’s been a really good experience, although I don’t think Kim was prepared for how long the hours are. It’s hard,’ as Kim adds, ‘It’s no joke.’

Murphy adds, ‘You were really, really good, to the point that they called me and were like, ‘Do you think Kim would want to do her own show?’

Kim immediately looks over to momager Kris and they both nod, as Kim adds in confession, ‘F**k, what did I get myself into? Can I really pull this off? But I think I can.’

Murphy adds, ‘It’s a really good idea. So Kim is the world’s best, most expensive divorce lawyer,’ which impresses both Kris and Kim.

‘I have some experience,’ Kim says with a wink, as Murphy continues, ‘She has her own firm, and the thing about her firm is it’s an all-female firm,’ which clearly impresses Kim, adding, ‘On brand.’

Back in confession, Kim admits, ‘I know I don’t need to add another thing to my schedule, or another TV show, but it’s so different than what I do. It’s such a challenge for me and I just, I love the challenge, so I just wanna see this out.’

Murphy adds, ‘When you’re going through a divorce, I would imagine that you become very close to your lawyer and tell them everything.’

Kim says, ‘I mean there’s even so many fun moments with like Laura (Wasser) and I just like, ‘Don’t ever let me do this again,’ then the next one she would be like, ‘Hi, you reminded me last time, don’t ever let you do this again.’

Murphy asks if Wasser handled all of her divorces, and Kim said ‘Two of them, like enough to know and I was like, ‘On the next one, don’t ever let me do this,’ you know and she’s just like so funny.

Murphy added, ‘It has what Sex and the City has, which is girlfriends. It has a bond of women trying to get through an experience together. The fun of it is, not only am I a lawyer, but I play one on TV, like that’s the best catch-phrase ever,’ referring to her going through law school.

Kris asked if she could shoot it in Los Angeles, and Murphy insisted, ‘It definitely has to shoot in L.A., I mean, we’d have to like build a soundstage outside your back door.’

Kris adds, ‘You’d just have to juggle the two shows. You’ve got this show,’ – literally pointing at the camera – ‘and something new, which you were able to do even when it was in New York.’

Kim insists, ‘Once I finish law school, I am golden,’ as Kris asks, ‘When is that?’ Kim answers, ‘I take the bar (in) 2025.’

‘Well, I think when you put your mind to something, you make it happen, and as long as you guys can figure out how many days a week – if it’s a couple two, three days a week, I think you could possibly do that if you take other things out,’ Kris said.

‘I think if you do Kardashians, your new show, your kids, and the bar, that’s four… and you have SKIMS,’ Kris said.

Ryan added, ‘It’s not like you’re shooting every day, and you can plan your year accordingly,’ while Kris says in confession, ‘As Kim’s mom, I of course worry about her being healthy and taking time for herself, but being creative is what fuels her. This is what makes her happy. It’s really clear to me now that this is what she loves more than anything, and being a working mom, it’s really hard. The balance of motherhood, being a mom, it’s a challenge, and it’s a dance, ad Kim has to figure it out.’

Ryan says, ‘I don’t know how you would fit that in with your life, but we’d have to figure it out,’ which Kim agrees with.

The episode transitions to Kourtney’s home in Calabasas, where she’s meeting with her longtime friend and Lemme co-founder Simon Huck and Liz Muller.

Simon mentions, ‘This is a lot of gifts,’ as Kourtney mentions, ‘I have all these gifts to open that I was opening with the kids and they all ditched me, and I was like, this is not fun to open alone, so I was waiting for you.’

Simon asks if he’s still, ‘collaging’ for Travis’ book and she says, ‘Yeah, you have to see it,’ as Simon marvels, ‘I cannot believe you keep all this stuff.’

Kourtney adds in confession, ‘I’m still working on it. When I first imagined doing a scrapbook, I imagined it really differently, just like, let’s put this stuff in, make it really neat and organized, and it just became this huge project, but I think I can finish it before the baby.’

The producers add a tag that reads, ‘Spoiler: It was not finished before the baby. Not even close.’

Simon asks how many hours she has put into this book, as she said, ‘I mean, Veronique stayed for the weekend, and we got through like… two nights in a row… and we did this for hours.’

They flash back to the weekend with Veronique telling Kourtney, ‘You’re a professional. You can make one for every family member,’ but Kourtney responds, ‘No one else deserves my energy.’

‘No one’s a perfectionist like I am with the cutting and the stuff so anything that’s not perfect, that was Veronique,’ Kourtney said with a laugh.

Simon jokes that they did enough together that they could, ‘fill a page,’ before he was asked about their blood vials.

‘That is sick. I don’t even wanna comment on it. And is there still blood in it?’ Simon asks, which Kourtney confirms.

‘Are you OK? Is that like healthy, safe?’ Simon asks, as Kourtney shows off a tiny onesie that reads, ‘Rockstar life.’

Kourtney is reminded, ‘Oh, I think he’s going on stage,’ as she takes her phone and calls Travis right before he’s about to hit the stage.

She asks if he wants her to say his prayer, which he does, adding, ‘You look beautiful,’ as she prays for a ‘wall of fire around Travis’ and that he’s, ‘safe on the riser.’

He tells her to have the best day and he’ll call her afterwards.

They head downstairs where they meet with Peyton Gulley from Calm, with Kourtney adding in confession, ‘Lemme brought me this idea to do something with the Calm app.’

Liz mentions that, ‘I’ve been been saying this, by the way, forever, because you and Travis have the most calm voice.’

Kourtney continues in confession, ‘I’m reading a bedtime story, like a sleep story. It ties into Lemme Sleep.’

Kourtney says in the makeshift recording booth that her voice is, ‘pretty monotone in general,’ with a laugh.’

‘Yeah, I think it’s gonna be iconic. My monotone voice reading a sleep story will be perfect,’ Kourtney adds in confession.

Kourtney adds that she thinks it will be ‘a one take type of thing’ because she gets winded easily due to her pregnancy.

A producer asks what her ‘bedtime voice’ is, as she says, ‘It’s like very calm and I was just doing my what would I sound like if I was in bed with my kids reading a bedtime story?’

They start recording as she begins, ‘I’m Kourtney Kardashian Barker. Tonight we’re gonna learn about some new positions as we drift slowly to sleep.’

‘But I think it happens to be my talking to Travis voice,’ Kourtney says in confession, as she finishes the story, making sure the producers on the other end of the headset know she got a ’round of applause.’

‘If you guys need anything else I was kind of joking about the one take but… if we got it in the one take, amazing,’ Kourtney added.

‘Sure… I’ll do section three,’ she says,’ before going over the brief script, adding in confession, ‘I think I’m really in this zone of like I just feel like really calm and happy, but like especially because of the emergency fetal surgery that I had to have, I’m just like good vibes only, please keep the bad vibes away.’

Simon says she did great, while Liz said that her baby shower post was ‘so cute,’ though Kourtney adds, ‘People are so wild though, because they’re like so confused that I would like wrote on Kim’s baby shower post. Like she posted our shower and I was like, ‘Thank you mom and sisters for the best social distanced baby shower,’ or like wrote something nice.’

‘And then everyone’s like, ‘Kourtney’s trolling,’ you know they think that I’m like, that we like hate each other, and I really wanted to be like, ‘By the way, I never knew that call was filmed,’ she said, referring to her blowout phone fight with Kim in Season 4.

Simon asked, ‘Did she not tell you when she called?’ Kourtney replied, ‘No. I just had a feeling that it was filmed, like after the fact, and then she was like, ‘Yeah,’ and I’m like, ‘You’re not using it, but then… it was too good not to use.’

They show footage of the call where Kim explains that they have a family group chat labeled ‘Not Kourtney’ where they discuss what Kourtney’s friends have been telling them.

Kourtney adds in confession, ‘You know, we’re sisters and I think people forget, like they always say on our show, ‘How are they gonna get through it?’ And they pick sides and everyone gets really riled up.’

Kim adds in confession, ‘I think there’s like this huge misconception that Kourtney and I hate each other. We really don’t.’

Kourtney adds, ‘I’m sure a lot of other people have had like crazy fights with their siblings. Maybe ours are more extreme, I’m not sure, I really don’t know.’

Kim adds, ‘The thing about Kourtney and I, no matter how crazy things are, no matter what’s going on, if she needs something, I’m there. If I need something, she’s there, and it will always be that way no matter what we’re going through.’

Simon asks, ‘Was it just the sisters on the Not-Kourtney group chat?’ Kourtney confirmed, ‘Yeah, no friends.’

Simon adds, ‘The amount of people who have reached out to me and said, ‘I knew you wouldn’t be on that group chat.’ I’m like, honestly, thank God.’

Kourtney states, ‘But you know what, that’s a characteristic that my mom and Kim have had for my whole life of being like, ‘Everyone’s talking about you,’ but there’s no everyone, and I’m just so happy I just don’t give a f***k about any of that anymore.’

‘Kim and I are great. Everything is like back to normal. We get along, we like really connect over the kids. I can’t even believe that a second of energy was wasted on that.’

The Calm app CEO said Kourtney was great and she said she thinks she might have a new career.

The episode shifts back to Khloe, with Kylie coming over to pay her a visit, with Khloe asking why she has her purse, and if she’s going shopping.

‘I don’t know. You never know when you’re gonna need a little extra lip liner,’ Kylie tells Khloe.

Khloe says in confession, ‘I did not go to Paris for Fashion Week this year, but that does not mean that I don’t have FOMO, so I cannot wait to get the full down-low from Kylie, and I love catching up from her.’

Khloe says she hates Kylie’s ‘mini-heels,’ saying she’s either a, ‘flats or stripper heels kind of girl,’ adding her heels are, ‘like a micro penis.’

Kylie defends them saying they’re more casual, adding they, ‘are not about to shame micros right now.’

‘OK, but nobody wants them, you just accept them,’ Khloe says, as Kylie adds, ‘That’s not true, some people like them,’ as Khloe says, ‘Maybe if they have a micro puss.’

Khloe continues in confession, ‘I think a micro puss would be fascinating, because doesn’t everyone want a smaller puss? I tend to have a larger puss… like when I’m fat, it gets fatter, cause when I was fat I had Camille, now that I’ve been skinnier, Camille disappeared.’

Khloe asks how Paris was, saying she looked incredible, as Kylie said it was great, adding that she saw her Jordyn Woods there, Kylie’s former bestie that had an affair with Khloe’s ex Tristan Thompson while they were dating.

‘I saw Jordyn again in Paris. It was fun. I think we have like a lot more like healthy distance in the relationship. Now it’s like, we talk once a month. I think what I do love now is that the narrative about us online is also over. Like when we were seen leaving that restaurant, it was a story for a day or two days or whatever, and then now it’s like over.’

‘People know that we’re cool and no one’s talking about it anymore,’ Kylie says, as Khloe adds, ‘I’ve always told you like I never want you to have regrets in life and I for sure never want you to have regrets with anything that comes to me. I told you like when you were saying that you miss her and whatever, I’ve never had an issue with you keeping your friendships with anyone. That’s not my job in life.’

Kylie adds in confession, ‘I’m happy to have this conversation with Khloe, because I think people don’t really understand how pure Khloe’s heart is. Even right after everything happened, her energy was always the same with me. She’s like, ‘You need to do whatever makes you happy. There’s nothing more important to me than you and your happiness. And she’s just very special and I just wish people knew how special she was.’

Khloe tells Kylie, ‘I definitely get frustrated, the whole narrative about her and I or her and you or me and you,’ as Kylie says, ‘It’s an internet-created narrative that doesn’t even exist.’

‘Totally, and so that is something that I would love behind us all,’ Khloe tells Kylie, adding in confession, ‘They’re always pinning the girls against each other and there’s actually no beef. I hate that you have to choose Team Jordyn or Team Kylie and we’re not like that because we’re just living, we’re not thinking that hard about the situation anymore,’ Khloe insists in confession.

Khloe tells Kylie, ‘We just want happy, peaceful, healthy lives, that’s all we want,’ as Kylie responds, ‘Ain’t that the truth.’

Khloe says that Kris is, ‘having dinner with someone,’ as they decide to sneak over to her house and see who it is and, ‘ambush.’

Khloe adds in confession, ‘I love just visiting my mom,’ as Khloe says, ‘I would love if she got pissed… oh Kylie’s with us, she won’t get pissed.’

‘Who the f**k does she think she is, having dinner without telling us?’ Kylie says as they leave Khloe’s house, adding, ‘We’re her f***ing favorites.’

They walk in the house calling for their mom, asking who she’s having dinner with, but Kris is alone, revealing that she’s watching Dancing With the Stars.

‘Well this was much more anticlimactic than I assumed. I thought you were gonna have an orgy or something,’ Khloe says, as Kylie leaves to see her kids.

Khloe says Malika is texting her, asking what shoe size Kris wears, as they talk about her bunion surgery.

Khloe reveals in confession that she’s, ‘not big on a lot of random body parts, like even belly buttons… don’t even get me started on an outy… talk about a micro penis.’

Khloe insists that she has beautiful feet and she could, ‘go on Only Fans and make a fortune, by the way.’

‘There’s foot fetishes all around the world. Mom, Kourtney and Travis are probably the emperor and empress of foot fetishes,’ Khloe explains.

‘What do you do with somebody’s feet?’ Kris asks, as Khloe mimics what a ‘footjob’ is, adding she can make a lot of money off her feet but she, ‘hasn’t got there yet.’

‘Wait, do I get 10%?’ Kris asks, as Khloe jokes, ‘If you get me my bunion surgery.’

The preview for next week reveals that it’s Kim’s birthday week and she’s been called to do jury duty, as she jokes in the car, ‘I feel like there’s some kind of O.J. connection that can get me out of jury duty… just kidding.’

Meanwhile Kris reads symptoms for something and reveals she can’t hear well, as she goes for a hearing test.

Kendall reveals she is the most excited she’s been in a really long time, adding, ‘My mom pulled some strings and got Gerry (Turner, the Golden Bachelor) to come over for dinner.’

Kendall whispers to Kylie, ‘Did you not see what I saw? I saw his phone,’ as she adds in confession, ‘I’ve seen some things that I shouldn’t have seen.’

Scott asks Khloe if there is, ‘any hope for Tristan, or is that door closed,’ as Khloe just says, ‘Scott,’ as he adds, ‘It would be nice to grow old with somebody.’

The post-credit shot shows Khloe revealing her brother Rob showed her a ‘Foot Finder’ website who said they would pay her $1 million to show her feet.’

‘I would do that. What would I have to do with my feet? A million bucks? I don’t give a f**k. I was thinking like $100,’ as someone suggests she could walk on people’s backs and Khloe adds she could let people massage her feet.