Why Do Cats Sit Like Humans Sometimes Anyways?
While I’d love to tell you that there’s some cool science behind cats sitting like humans, there’s really not. What we can do is provide you with some hilarious photos of said cats and even more hilarious captions.
Whether you’re looking for a distraction from your anxiety, some humour, or even just proof that your cat is actually part-human like you’ve always suspected, we’re hoping you’ll find it here.
15 Cats Sitting Like Humans And Acting Like It’s Normal Will Leave You Scratching Your Head
These cats are hilarious. And while we know that there’s no strange reason cats sitting like humans is a thing, it doesn’t make it any less cute or comical.
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Attentive yet relaxed
“Hi there. I purchased this chair so I could be relaxed, yet also alert and attentive to the people coming into my office. Did I succeed? Do you feel heard? I hope so.” – this cat
2. Like this, baby?
This cat is serious about its hotness.
“I’mma just gently touch my bum to draw attention to how glorious it is.” – this cat
3. Quarantine style
The yawn, coupled with the IDGAF posture captures so many of our quarantine vibes. Remember that? Who cares if you let your legs hang open and you’re wearing sweats for days on end? Nobody’s lookin’.
4. Sittin’ like a lady
“I hear if you sit with your legs closely together like this, that it’s more attractive to discerning men… er, male cats.” – this cat
5. On display for all to see
This cat is into voyeurism. And look at that fancy tag… the way it’s sitting in front of the window all sexy. It just says “please notice me and pay attention to me”.
6. Long leg Betty
Or is that long spine Sally? Either way, this cat looks like it just got woken up from a nap and is looking at you wondering why you woke it up.
7. I’m very focussed right now
“I know, I need to sit up straight and watch my posture. However, right now I’m really focussed and that’s not my concern.” – this cat
8. Don’t look there, it makes me uncomfortable
It should go without saying that you should never look at a cat’s junk. It’s just rude. However, this cat sitting weirdly thinks it bears repeating.
9. I’ve been staring at the T.V. for too long
“I mean… have you even SEEN what’s been on the news lately?” – this cat
10. Nothing, just staring out the window
This cat sitting upright appears to be contemplating some of the more serious facts of life.
11. Relax time
You know, kick yer feet up. Umm, where are the SNACKS?
12. I’m in a meeting
This corporate kitty doesn’t have much time for your question… so what’s the question again?
13. It’s complicated
Why do cats sit like humans? It’s because they want to appear like they, too, are having constant existential crises. Like this kitty; the struggle is real.
14. Yoga kitty
Not quite sure what’s going on here but the cat seems chill so we’re chill too.
15. I just feel defensive right now.
*clutches pearls.
Why are you laughing at meeee?
16. Bonus: You gotta problem with me??
The direct eye contact, unwavering, gives the impression of strength and confidence. The tuxedo bow-tie collar helps too.
Related: These cats sitting on glass tables are too cute for words